The Certified Nichelings Hoodie — Official Artifact of the Nicheverse

Forged in cosmic chaos and sealed by legend, the Certified Nichelings Hoodie isn’t just streetwear — it’s proof of origin.

Each hoodie bears the sacred insignia of “Citizen of the Nicheverse” on the front and the full Artifact Emblem on the back — a vibrant reminder that you don’t just watch the chaos, you belong to it.

From the glowing alien to the skeleton of rebellion, every detail is a whisper from the realm — playful, powerful, and proud.

Soft, warm, and made for those who’ve survived the Nicheverse storms, this hoodie keeps you grounded while carrying the magic of the realm wherever you go.

Certified in chaos. Claimed by the Nicheverse.